Monday, March 30, 2009
Idiot Sayings
JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 29th March, 2009 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com
~Idiot Sayings
"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush, former U.S. President
"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel
"Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon, former U.S. President
"Hi I'm Dean White, Dick, of the college."
- Richard (Dick) White, Duke University academic Dean introducing himself at a faculty dinner
"Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that."
- Bill Clinton, former U.S. president
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
"I would say that anything that is indecent and violent in TV is a crime against humanity and they should shoot the head man responsible."
- Ted Turner, Media Mogul
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2 comments:
These are wonderful quotes Lisa. My favorite is "Dick of the College"
DB
just thought i'd come by & see how you are. since most of us don't get your dashboard/reader alerts.
have you checked that out? you can go to dashboard, click on help section, & find section that applies to people not getting your updates, they'll tell you what to do there.
hope your spring is going well, won't be too long till easter.
huggies...
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