Monday, March 30, 2009

Idiot Sayings Joke of the day - 29th March, 2009 - ~Idiot Sayings "I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush, former U.S. President "It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel "Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon, former U.S. President "Hi I'm Dean White, Dick, of the college." - Richard (Dick) White, Duke University academic Dean introducing himself at a faculty dinner "Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that." - Bill Clinton, former U.S. president "You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach "The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate "I would say that anything that is indecent and violent in TV is a crime against humanity and they should shoot the head man responsible." - Ted Turner, Media Mogul


DB said...

These are wonderful quotes Lisa. My favorite is "Dick of the College"


Sugar said...

just thought i'd come by & see how you are. since most of us don't get your dashboard/reader alerts.
have you checked that out? you can go to dashboard, click on help section, & find section that applies to people not getting your updates, they'll tell you what to do there.
hope your spring is going well, won't be too long till easter.