Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The Truth

What is a Cat?1. Cats do what they want.2. They rarely listen to you.3. They're totally unpredictable.4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.7. They're moody.8. They leave hair everywhere.CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats.What is a Dog?1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.4. They growl when they are not happy.5. When you want to play, they want to play.6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.7. They leave their toys everywhere.8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coat

15 comments:

Emmi said...

LMAO ... I love my dogs!!!

Kath said...

Heeeee the final line made me laugh Lisa Hope you are having a good day love.Look after yourself.Take Care God Bless Kath xx

Indigo said...

That sounds about right! Yet we love our dogs don't we? (Hugs)Indigo

Missie said...

Here I am! Sorry it took me so long to get to you!

~Kat~ said...

That was so funny! Thanks for stopping bye my blog look forward to reading more Kat:)

~Kat~ said...

That was so funny! Thanks for stopping bye my blog look forward to reading more Kat:)

ELLIE said...

it is about time you came over here - I have been looking all over the place for you - you better drop on by my blog and click on follow me so I do not lose track of you and I will do the same on your blog - take care of you and I hope all is well!!
-Ellie

It's Just Me ~ Katie! said...

Welcome Lisa, I'm glad your here!

Lori said...

That was great! And so true!

~Stevie~ said...

LOL...that is soo good......and true!! haha!!

Lv Stevie
xxx

It's Just Me ~ Katie! said...

Welcome ~ Glad your here!
Take care of you,
Katie

Jeanie said...

I loved that last part Lisa! So true...so very true...lol!
So glad I have caught up with you again Lisa. I hope you have been feeling a bit better?
love
Jeanie xxx

CONNIE said...

Hi glad to see you here..
Ain't quite J-land but at least we're all in it together..
Hugs
connie

Laura said...

Welcome Lisa! I am glad you made it over here. Hope you are doing well. My fibro is kicking in pretty hard and I was thinking about you. Hope you are having good weather so at least that is not effecting it!
Take care,
Laura

Amanda said...

(((((((((((((((((((LISA))))))))))))))))))))))))))This is a funny one.

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