Hello thank you for droping in for a read. You'll find that "What you see is what you get!" I've been diagnosed with MS March 2007, Fibromyalgia March 2004, Congestive heart failure, Epilepsy (myoclonic siezures)Ostioporosis, Ostioarthritis, Tumors on my spine and more. I've been trying to figure my way around this new blogg. :o) Bare with me! I do have my ups and downs dealing with what I have medically. So, ride this rollor coster with me. And hang on, here we go!
Friday, November 7, 2008
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming."What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!""I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts."The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
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